Jokes – for Jun. 7, 2010


Have you noticed that children sometimes try to be helpful, but it makes your life more complicated?

I heard a story about a mother who was sick with the flu. Her darling daughter wanted to be a good nurse. She fluffed the pillows and brought a magazine for her mother to read. And then she showed up with a cup of tea. ”You’re such a sweetheart,” the mother said as she drank the tea.

“I didn’t know you could make tea.”

“Oh, yes,” the little girl replied. “I put the tea leaves in the water like you do, and I boiled it, and then I strained it into a cup. But I couldn’t find a strainer, so I used the fly swatter.”

“You what?”

And the little girl said, “Oh, don’t worry, Mom. I didn’t use the new fly swatter. I used the old one.”

Thanks to Naden Hewko for sending this in



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